This weekend during the torrential downpour that was Sunday, we burrowed under blankets and watched Vh1 for hours. The “I Love New York” episode from last week showed again, and I was blinded by Mr. Boston’s pasty white tush when he dared sport an animal-print thong in the Mangeant. If your guy dares bare almost all, make sure he’s well-covered … in a tan, that is. Try Clique’s Non-Streak Bronzer For Men ($13.50). He’ll be mooning with pride in no time.