I must propose a toast to Britney for leaving her shameful man. Britney, we have watched you mature from a wholesome young babe to a haggard hick sporting a rugrat on each hip. We’re glad you’ve realized your worth and gotten rid of the jerk. So to you and your two children, I raise my cocktail on account that you’ll be cleaning up your act now that K-Fed’s out of your life. Cheers!
Lady Be Good
2 oz Classic 12 Canadian Club
.5 oz. Courvoisier
.5 oz. white creme de menthe
.5 oz. sweet vermouth
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled martini glass, and try to behave, lady.